محمود احمدی‌نژاد : A Handsome Devil!

While browsing the internet this week, I couldn't help but notice all the press about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (the motherfucking president of Iran), and his letter to our great nation's leader. More interesting to me than some crazy letter from one crazy guy to another was the sight that you can behold here to your right: this gentleman has his act together!

I'll admit I was feeling lost in this era of bad guys wearing wierd robes, having big scary beards, toting AK's, and wearing camo vests. What ever happened to the dapper dictator? Well I'm here to tell you he's back, and he's breaking bread in Tehran. With a neatly trimmed beard and enough pomade to make George Clooney blush, this guy rules with a velvet fist!

Don't get the wrong idea though, he's no sissy. Mahmoud doesn't let women go to sporting events, and he even installed separate elevators for men in the capital (Dames: Who needs em!?!). His government is even threatening to disqualify soccer players if they look too girly!