Monday, May 15, 2006

The Lost Foreigner

Hello there, beautiful. I thought I'd drop in here real quick and have a little pow-wow; Drag up the stool and scoot in a little closer to the point that my special-order bifocals bring you into the most perfect vision.

I've received many e-mails that were simply spectacular in my eyes; they were just fantastic. Most of you asked for a series of tips on how to land the eye of a sexy lady you don't even know. A stranger. Well I've got a real humdinger here, so sit back down because I saw you stand up a minute ago and pace around while I was just tryin' to sit here and talk to you man to man.

The "Lost Foreigner" is our simple Stage One Beginner's Technique. Dig the concept: You are a recently-immigrated foreigner that has yet to grasp even the most simplistic aspects of his new location's geography. You look left, you look right– But still, nothing familiar.

Enter: the lady.

She spots you, miffed by alien environs. She is intrigued by your musky man-scent combined with wither-my-heart innocence. You become her metaphor for a better life as she yearns to show you the way around town, possibly to the library. But best of all, you'll probably get to touch her bosom.

The country of origin is up to you, but make it a doozy! Here's my personal example for the slow crowd.

Yours as always and until next time,

- Cummerbund F. Mandango

5 Comments:

Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

did Munch paint his portrait?

10:24 PM  
Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

dude how about a new post?

10:08 AM  
Blogger Joey Coco said...

Mailbag replies are coming up soon!

1:08 PM  
Blogger pinknest said...

lol!! musky man scent is ew.

3:37 PM  
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